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WOThrottle commented:
Michael Simmons replied:
My reply:
@Michael Simmons Yup, since I don’t think it’s misogynistic to love women the same way you do big cats like lions, and tigers: from a distance; that way, both your wallet, and your mental health stay safe. 😅 I’m obviously not referring to the pathetic kind of love where you are head over heels, and crap like that. I remember when I was in love with a girl once, I didn’t jerk off for like 16 days, no wonder I was hooked, since I didn’t even give myself a chance to indulge in the “champagne of victory”, if you catch my drift. 😁
@Michael Simmons Yup, since I don’t think it’s misogynistic to love women the same way you do big cats like lions, and tigers: from a distance; that way, both your wallet, and your mental health stay safe. 😅 I’m obviously not referring to the pathetic kind of love where you are head over heels, and crap like that. I remember when I was in love with a girl once, I didn’t jerk off for like 16 days, no wonder I was hooked, since I didn’t even give myself a chance to indulge in the “champagne of victory”, if you catch my drift. 😁