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“tOtAlLy InApPrOpRiAtE tO sWeAr At Me – GeT mEnTaL hElP” What an American Bitch Said to Me a Day Before I Lost My Level-Two Fiverr Account

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When my cousin started his own local business, he didn’t need his Fiverr account anymore, so he figured, “Why would I let Ahmed start from scratch when he could use my own account to get ahead, since he’s already a pro.”

It wasn’t really easy to keep my cool with some customers, and so I wasn’t always able to remind myself that technically, it’s not my Fiverr account despite the fact that I got it up to over 130 5-star reviews from 88, and from Level-One to Level-Two. Still, it would’ve been nice to just abandon the account instead of getting it suspended indefinitely, just because a blind middle-aged bitch overlooked the fucking instructions I sent her, while all she had to do was scroll a little bit up instead of requesting a fucking review every time, leaving me at Fiverr’s mercy — and don’t get me started on the stress-inducing countdown! The fact that I took the time to explain to her how Fiverr works should’ve been proof enough that I meant no offense, but being the Susan/Karen that she is, she let the whole fucking point go right over her head, and decided to focus only on the part that says, “F*ck sh*t up.” And here I thought that censoring that part would’ve been enough, but that’s the problem with religious freeloaders; they never miss a chance to fuck honest freelancers over. Heck, they even justify doing that shit.

These assholes pretend to know a lot about empathy, and shit, but the truth is, they’re just like that bitch who called the cops on a kid for selling water. I knew Fiverr was gonna side with her, and I’m just too proud to apologize to a worthless bitch or to a mediocre freelancing marketplace, so I remember lashing out at Fiverr support, too, saying shit like, “You, and the Pakistani, Bangladeshi, Indian, and Nepali scammers really deserve each other.”

Ever since I was a kid in school, I’ve learned that apologizing when you’ve done nothing wrong is the worst idea ever; you just end up feeding a complete asshole’s ego, and what’s worse is that you gradually start turning into capitalism’s little bitch, and by the time you become an adult, your spirit will have been fucking obliterated, then suicide becomes this attractive idea all of a sudden, because who would want to live in a world governed by spiteful assholes who’d rather fuck with you mentally as soon as they know or assume you’re special than leave you the fuck alone? Why is it infuriating to bullies when you’re the kind of person who minds his own fucking business? 🤔 But that’s a topic for another day, because now we’re talking about assholes who blatantly mistake honesty for rudeness.