This post is too real to let an AI be its editor, and before you act all fucking smart and talk about the em dash in the title, I use alt + 0151 for em dashes; I have been using them since high school which was 13 years ago. Was ChatGPT a thing back then? No? So shut the fuck up, and continue reading, assuming you can actually fucking read.
Anyway, one annoying sinister pattern I've noticed while watching the scam victims' knights in shining armor AKA scambaiters like KitBoga, NanoBaiter, and Scammer Payback, all they do is promote crappy services like NordVPN, SurfShark, AnyDesk, DeleteMe, Incogni, Honey, etc. When was the last time you saw aggressive marketing for something beneficial to humanity? Let me answer that for ya: FUCKING NEVER! Promoting those shady services is the equivalent of saving someone from drowning, and then waterboarding them before they even get a chance to feel grateful for being saved. What the fuck, greedy YouTubers? Is AdSense money not enough? Or are you going to use your marriage to an Asian lady and having half-Asian kids as an excuse to promote any fucking thing with no due diligence whatsoever? Oh, and as soon as one of those services is exposed, it's not your fault, right? The fact that these YouTubers can be proud of themselves thinking they're doing something noble while they're just as bad as the scumbags they pretend to protect their mindless followers from.
What's funny is that YouTubers like KitBoga even created his own app to sell to the same people he pretends to care about. What the fuck is that all about? Didn't those people suffer enough already, and now you want to sell them your mediocre app instead of just telling them to use a free effective tool like uBlock Origin and/or AdAway. Does KitBoga really have to be one of those sneaky bastards that prey on clueless people's insecurities (not to mention that he sounds so fucking gay and insincere like a big-nosed witch; “[…] Know that you matter.” Oh, fuck off!), and still get to sleep better at night like he's doing humanity a favor? If you truly care about protecting the elderly from scams, you wouldn't build yet another useless tool (SeraphSecure, was it?) to scam them. Just tell them to use a reliable AdBlocker, and that's it. Using “a man's gotta eat” as an excuse to sell useless shit is no different than what Indian scammers do. After all, they gotta eat, too. Obviously, in the hierarchy of scumbags, Scambaiters are less scummy, but they're still scummy nonetheless as long as they keep being whores for sponsors that sell the worst services, note that there are many free open-source apps that are far superior to the slop they promote.
If non-tech-savvy people have to pay for useless crap on a monthly basis using their fears and insecurities as a fuel for certain YouTubers to get richer and richer, tell me again, how's that not fucked up? How's promoting a shitty service any different from promoting a crypto or NFT scam?
The way I see it, if you're a YouTuber that promotes these useless services to your followers, you're no better than fake gurus like Grant Cardone or Crypto scammers like Logan Paul, Ice Poseidon, BitBoy, etc. It's bad enough that even AdSense money is tainted with malvertising. Heck, the entire fucking Internet is one giant stinking cesspool that reeks of corruption everywhere you look.
Even those who encourage their followers to use “Patreon only” to support them tend to lock some of their content behind a paywall, and then have the balls to call out scammers like Andrew Tate for saying stuff like, “Only 5 seats left!” Like, what the fuck? You guys are using the exact same shady tactics. Same applies to those who sell merch, and say crap like, “We have a limited supply, guys! These shirts sell out fast!” Y'all are sucking one giant cock of capitalism in a human form. Y'all are the same, so there's no need for one party to act more holier-than-thou than the other.
Y'all make me sick to the point where I'd rather be homeless than follow your example in any way, shape or form. Mic Drop
Dishonorable Mentions:
Penguinz0 feat. Opera GX
Asmongold Feat. Polymarket
Ugh, and they act like they're the epitome of common sense. 🙄